Lately, their activities had been limited to going to tea rooms a few times a week, and to playing cards. She was hysterical as she explains the situation to the dispatcher: They ve stolen the stereo, the steering wheel, the brake pedal and even the accelerator she cried! The dispatcher said, Stay calm. She got in the back seat by mistake. The stoplight was red, but they just went on through.

At the next intersection, sure enough, the light was red and they went on through.I wrote this story using some old stories I have heard over the years. Liz was almost sure that the light had been red but was really concerned that she was losing it. For at least three minutes she just stared and glared at her. Please tell me what your name is. A few minutes later, the officer radios in. The two elderly ladies had been friends for many decades. I like (clean) jokes, and I like to write. As she was driving down the freeway the car phone rang. An officer is on the way. Answering, she heard her grandsons voice urgently warning her, Grandma Liz, I just heard on the news that there s a car going the wrong way on Interstate 77. After being there a while Liz looked at Ida and said, Now don t get mad at me.
Ok so they started to head home with Liz driving this time.

Bailey
. I could have sworn we just went through a red light. Again, they went right through. Finally she said, How soon do you need to know?

Anyway, before they could head home Liz thought she had to call 911 on her cell phone to report that the car has been broken into.

After a few more minutes, they came to another intersection and the light was red again.

Well Ida just glared at her. Disregard, he says.

The Grand Adventures of
Ida and Liz

Two elderly women (Ida and Liz) were out driving in a large car both could barely see over the dashboard. Please be careful! Heck baby boy, said Liz, It s not just one car. One day I combined them with a story line and came up with the following. So, here is my little story. Many of my friends told me I should publish it. This day, they had gone to tea. It clutch facing manufacturers s hundreds of them! And so it goes. So, she turned to the Ida and said, Ida, did you know that we just ran through three red lights in a row? You could have killed us both! Ida turned to Liz and said, Oh, crap! Am I driving?

Well they finally got to their destination. Over the years, they had shared all kinds of activities and adventures. She was getting nervous.

The Liz (in the passenger seat) thought to herself, I must be losing it. I know we ve been friends for a long time, but I just can t think of your name! I ve thought and thought, but I can t remember it. As they were cruising along, they came to an intersection. I hope you will enjoy it